DrMerman wrote:
plus theres that 'Beer' word top right. THats gotta be good, right?
There's also a little known equasion known as the
Beer-Maxwell curve, which plots the users competence in using Maxwell, based on how much beer has been consumed. Of course this is much more difficult to compute, as the users's body weight and alcohol tolerance must be taken into account.
However, in general terms, most users competence gradually increases during the consumption of beer, until the MATL (Maxwell Alcohol Tolerance Level) is reached, at which point the compentence level drops rapidly. At this stage, the user becomes a blathering idiot, completely forgets to set the Nd for solids to above 3, and immediatly begins drooling all over himself. Incontenence usually follows (loss of bladder and bowel control), and psychiatric treatment must be administrated immediately, or permanent brain damage will be done.
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whoaah missed this one - such a helpful thread!!
